Ooh speaking of which, I had a ruptured ovarian cyst a few months ago. It was excruciating. (I had no idea what was happening until I got to the ER.)

In other news I am catsitting today and he's the brattiest kitty I've ever met; I may have to record a video since he's being so talkative.

So are you barren now?

One can hope. (But no, I don't have PCOS as it turns out; it was a benign sort of cyst) No children for me unless they're someone else's.

Ah.
No.
Pretty much. It's probably about as large as the top of my thumb from the knuckle upwards. Pop it, indeed! :rolleyes:
Bolded 1: Don't let them near your Hawk. Or, do...
:shycouch:
Bolded 2: What's with the "may"? Do it! We must see!
Chiomara Desert, TX
Eaten already, huh? I know the feeling.

If it's full of liquid then lance it and have the mailman give it a good thwack.

I had a friend that had a cyst on the back of his neck for about a decade. The thing was the size of a baseball, but his hair covered it. We used to have some pretty nasty jokes about it, like his GF fondling it like a tit while lip locked then it would explode and gush all over both of them... that and other such delights. It has since popped and drained though. I wonder what that smelled like. *gag*

How bout those Eagles huh?

OK here's the kitty report, Trollheart:

Video https://drive.google.com/file/d/1qiY...uBEXXsMqb/view (well apparently you can't actually see him very well in the video, but you can hear him at least. He doesn't even know what he's complaining about)

https://s13.postimg.org/xdz3ozsef/IM...123_131052.jpg

Who's that bougie white bitch?

My god that was terrible. I couldn't see anything. He looks cute in the pic though, kind of like my Molly.
http://www.trollheart.com/mollyvanilla.png

I have no idea if it has liquid in it. And what is it with the mailman???