Barbers don't count

a bird flew into a window and full speed today at work. little ****er was spinning around on the ground because he could only move one wing. picked him and put him in a box outside hoping he comes around. i’m sad just thinking about it :(

**** I hate heat

I hate humidity

It’s February and already it’s ****ing hot

The AC has a short

I hate dealing with my landlord

I can’t ****ing stand it

I feel all the weird humidity creatures growing already

It’s like the heat turns my body into an ecosystem of **** trying to kill me

****ing human jungle

Hate

Desert heat>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Its wing is broken. If you're not going to take it to like the Humane Society or a bird sanctuary or whoever takes injured birds then you might as well just crush the box and put it out of its misery. Broken wings don't heal as far as I know.

well i just went to the box and he’s gone so i saved him and **** you for thinking otherwise

i am the birdman

It was probably eaten by a stray dog.

i mean obviously that means his wing wasnt broken but maybe he’s just retarded or some ****

either way im a hero

TFW you check on your tax return and the IRS site tells you your refund will be sent on February 22. Wait a minute, that's today. But my account's still dry and I can't buy a pack of cigarettes till I get paid tomorrow and I only have five left AND GIVE ME MY ****ING MONEY!

I just took a three hour cold bath

I should start doing that twice a day

I listened to so much good music

Life is can hook you up if you have a tub and running water.