Rotting in a cheap motel room for the 13th day in a row and I have 5 more to go. Had to get out of the house so the guys could do the renovations (painting, new carpeting, etc.) and I can't get into my new place until the 5th.

Today is especially boring because I had to drop my car off at the dealer first thing this morning and won't get it back till midday tomorrow.

And the wifi here is spotty as hell.

Read

Poop.

Die.

Repeat.

It's like the marriage of a Frownland and a Trollheart joke. It's clever but still so dad.

Did you just call Frown's jokes clever?

Clever does not equal funny. You can be inventive and boring. But I'm not gonna front like I don't think he can a funny mother****er. I'd just never admit it on a regular basis.

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