I've mentioned this before, but I have a suspected sociopath I work with five to six days a week for my entire shift. She's phony as ****, makes up what I'm 90% sure is absolute bull****, talks about herself constantly, tries to make everyone like her all day everyday, but on a dime will turn on you and try to hurt you with whatever she can say if you get on her bad side. I might be misreading her, but I've dealt with enough people who give me the same vibe that I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. She's literally had a petty argument with a girl who at the time had a shiner given to her by her boyfriend and said, "And that's why your boyfriend gave you a black eye." And days afterward, when a manager was trying to get it through her skull that that was a ****ed up thing to say to another human being, told a most likely made up story about how she used to work at a battered women's shelter. Evil bitch afaic.

I have a ****ty temper and while I usually just ignore her **** and try to keep our work relationship level, sometimes we just butt heads and I will tell her to **** off in no uncertain terms. We clearly do not like each other and she's basically admitted to my face that she's trying to get me fired and I've admitted to her face that as the live in girlfriend of my boss's cousin she shouldn't even be working here.

And yet today she was going out of her way to a bizarre extent to tell me and everyone else at work that we were "BF's". Like, she used that phrase at least twenty/thirty/forty times and was just being the nicest person in the world to me like she was on amphetamines for absolutely no reason as if I was mentally deficient and had forgotten how many times we've exchanged profanity. The kind of **** that makes me think she's got a full-proof plan to get me fired and is laughing in my face or some other paranoid ****. It was honestly even more draining and unpleasant than having a shouting match.

I'd be far more worried if she wasn't quitting and going to Walmart in a week. Jesus Christ, I am counting the days before I get this psycho bitch out of my life!

Someone has a crush. Did you try throwing things at her?

Thank god she's short and stout like a teapot and has a laugh like nails on a chalkboard so that I'll never confuse my contempt for the desire to nut on her pancake ass.

ngl she sounds like your type

Exactly what I was thinking.

Just **** her already. It ain’t gonna kill ya.

Holy borderline personality disorder. Sounds like a keeper.

That's my other theory. Definitely a personality disorder going on. Anybody that obsessed with getting your attention is someone I'm going to relate to unless there's something absolutely wrong going on with you. I know my kind.

If she makes an excessive amount of eye contact with people she's probably a sociopath.

I pissed off my sociopath friend on facebook. So, he's a troll who uses trump and alt-right ideas to piss people off. He also thinks he's a Satanist. He tried trolling a Bill Nye meme because Bill Nye is a liberal so I trolled him back and he couldn't handle it. Made him look like a little bitch. He even threatened to fight me then made a cop out plea when he realized I wasn't scared.

Bills come again too fast because of February.

I can usually pick one out right away, my daughters mother has that. Let me tell ya, the sex was phenomenal, but run for your ****ing life afterwards.