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Trollheart 03-20-2018 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1934801)
I had to hone my craft when I thought TH was going to leave.
I assume you're referring to my escape craft?

Trollheart 03-20-2018 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1934804)
Literally every time someone at work says "I'm hungry"... well, you know. There's even one specific person who says it constantly and who never prepares for when I respond, but who seems to appreciate the joke despite herself every single time. Possible marriage material.
You know, if it wasn't America, where a very large percentage of the population appear to believe that everything outside of their continent is marked on a map as "Terra Incognita", a good response to that would be "Pleased to meet you. I'm Bulgaria!" Or, whatever Baltic country you want to throw in there. Romania works too.

But so few would get it.

Plankton 03-21-2018 03:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1934826)
You know, if it wasn't America, where a very large percentage of the population appear to believe that everything outside of their continent is marked on a map as "Terra Incognita", a good response to that would be "Pleased to meet you. I'm Bulgaria!" Or, whatever Baltic country you want to throw in there. Romania works too.

But so few would get it.
Right up there with:

Daughter: "I'm thirsty"
Dad: "I'm Friday!"

The dehydration was a bit of a concern, but the joke was solid.

Trollheart 03-21-2018 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1934855)
Right up there with:

Daughter: "I'm thirsty"
Dad: "I'm Friday!"

The dehydration was a bit of a concern, but the joke was solid.
Robinson Crusoe certainly laughed anyway.

The Batlord 03-21-2018 10:42 AM
I don't think that I have ever once had to deal with the DMV without my first visit being a complete and utter waste of time. **** underappreciated, bottom level bureaucrats.

OccultHawk 03-21-2018 11:31 AM
Verizon is on my dick like ants on candy.

Trollheart 03-21-2018 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1934913)
I don't think that I have ever once had to deal with the DMV without my first visit being a complete and utter waste of time. **** underappreciated, bottom level bureaucrats.
Say what? :confused:

Frownland 03-21-2018 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1934951)
Say what? :confused:
Their market value hasn't grown as much as expected.

OccultHawk 03-21-2018 02:32 PM
He recognizes that they’re still human and treated like **** but since he doesn’t have anyone else to scapegoat he has to vent his frustrations on them as well.

Trollheart 03-21-2018 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1934958)
Their market value hasn't grown as much as expected.
So they've depreciated? Serves him right for investing in stock at the DMV then.


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