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grindy 04-09-2018 08:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939469)
Speaker says: What’s your tattoo mean?
Listener hears: I’m interested in seeing your penis.

Not that I would ever ask anybody about their tattoo because even if they only got it a week ago if they’re not sick of talking about it they should be. And also people with tattoos are stupid.

Hi. I got a stupid picture permanently etched in my body.
Fascinating. Did you also poke a hole through your dick?
Smart.
And original.

And women with tattoos are not sexy.
Nbfr dwnwthvwls

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 08:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OccultHawk (Post 1939469)
Speaker says: What’s your tattoo mean?
Listener hears: I’m interested in seeing your penis.

Not that I would ever ask anybody about their tattoo because even if they only got it a week ago if they’re not sick of talking about it they should be. And also people with tattoos are stupid.

Hi. I got a stupid picture permanently etched in my body.
Fascinating. Did you also poke a hole through your dick?
Smart.
And original.

And women with tattoos are not sexy.
If someone offered you a fashion item but said you can never take it off, would you accept it?

I think tattoos will become less common in the future.

I reckon at least 80% of people with tattoos come to regret having them.

The amount of people that will have a butterfly or some other generic tattoo on their lower back that cringe every time they catch sight of it, will be very high.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard 04-09-2018 09:10 AM
sometimes i forget i even have tattoos

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 09:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard (Post 1939508)
sometimes i forget i even have tattoos
What you got?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49nqOS9iyn4

JME @ 3:08 :D

Frownland 04-09-2018 09:16 AM
Tats are dope. More than half of them are trashy though.

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1939511)
Tats are dope. More than half of them are trashy though.
You got any? If so, what of?

Frownland 04-09-2018 09:22 AM
I have a trout mask tattooed onto the tip of my penis.

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 09:25 AM
There's been a couple of times I've thought of getting one. First was when I was about 18 and then again not long after and I'm so glad I didn't. I know I definitely would have regretted it.

My friend has Magaluf '09 on his chest and said he feels shame every time he sees it in the mirror.

Frownland 04-09-2018 09:26 AM
I'd like to get my own signature on my boobs.

Cuthbert 04-09-2018 09:35 AM
'Nonce' on your forehead.


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