YESTERDAY: Was gonna call it a night, but some female friends hit me up late and wanted me to hang with them at a bar. So, I dragged my ass out of bed and when I get there, one of them is nowhere to be found. Eventually, we discovered her hooking up with some dude in his truck. This chick is MARRIED WITH KIDS.

I'm not perfect and am in no position to pass judgment on others, but THAT is the type of shit that makes me not trust people, especially females in an interpersonal relationship. She wasn't even drunk! She said that she just needed some attention, and her husband wasn't giving it to her.

She copped the dudes # and made plans to "hang out" in the future. She said she didn't really feel bad about it and that she wasn't going to tell her husband about it.

WTF?!

Life is short. Get the dick.

That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady.

Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange

It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people make too much of it

Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics.
Nice.

My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!

i’m starting to think the dog is actually you

lol

My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.

:yikes:
For a moment I thought that read "got an electric girl as a present" and I was saying you lucky, lucky.... :laughing:
Is he sick? You taking him to the vet?
Yeah and the dog is as bad.

Then I guess I have a dog too.

He gets 24 hours to clear up before he goes to the vet.

He had a solid bowel movement.