Your Day

~~[MERIT]~~ · 04-21-2018, 11:39 PM

YESTERDAY: Was gonna call it a night, but some female friends hit me up late and wanted me to hang with them at a bar. So, I dragged my ass out of bed and when I get there, one of them is nowhere to be found. Eventually, we discovered her hooking up with some dude in his truck. This chick is MARRIED WITH KIDS.

I'm not perfect and am in no position to pass judgment on others, but THAT is the type of shit that makes me not trust people, especially females in an interpersonal relationship. She wasn't even drunk! She said that she just needed some attention, and her husband wasn't giving it to her.

She copped the dudes # and made plans to "hang out" in the future. She said she didn't really feel bad about it and that she wasn't going to tell her husband about it.

WTF?!

Oriphiel · 04-22-2018, 05:49 AM

Life is short. Get the dick.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 05:54 AM

That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady.

Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange

It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people make too much of it

grindy · 04-22-2018, 06:53 AM

Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics.
Nice.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 06:58 AM

My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-22-2018, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!

i’m starting to think the dog is actually you

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

i’m starting to think the dog is actually you

lol

My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady.

Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange

It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people make too much of it

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Originally Posted by grindy

Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics.
Nice.

For a moment I thought that read "got an electric girl as a present" and I was saying you lucky, lucky....

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks!

Is he sick? You taking him to the vet?

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

lol

My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.

Yeah and the dog is as bad.

The Batlord · 04-22-2018, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

lol

My neighbors are like there’s that crazy drunk holding a leash around his neck ****ting in the bushes again.

Then I guess I have a dog too.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 10:29 AM

He gets 24 hours to clear up before he goes to the vet.

He had a solid bowel movement.

04-22-2018, 05:49 AM	#50042 (permalink)
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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	That’s a reminder that you gotta take care of your lady. Sometimes even if you work hard to please it she might get some strange It’s human nature ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I think people make too much of it __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 06:53 AM	#50044 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	Got an electric grill as a present from my mom, so I'm spending this sunny-ass sunday on the balcony, barbecuing, drinking beers and blasting some blues classics. Nice. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-22-2018, 06:58 AM	#50045 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	My dog puked all over the apartment. He took a nice **** and piss on his morning walk however. He stinks! __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 10:29 AM	#50050 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	He gets 24 hours to clear up before he goes to the vet. He had a solid bowel movement. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-21-2018, 11:39 PM	#50041 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,823	YESTERDAY: Was gonna call it a night, but some female friends hit me up late and wanted me to hang with them at a bar. So, I dragged my ass out of bed and when I get there, one of them is nowhere to be found. Eventually, we discovered her hooking up with some dude in his truck. This chick is MARRIED WITH KIDS. I'm not perfect and am in no position to pass judgment on others, but THAT is the type of shit that makes me not trust people, especially females in an interpersonal relationship. She wasn't even drunk! She said that she just needed some attention, and her husband wasn't giving it to her. She copped the dudes # and made plans to "hang out" in the future. She said she didn't really feel bad about it and that she wasn't going to tell her husband about it. WTF?!