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OccultHawk · 04-14-2018, 08:40 AM

I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I flew in my personal jet to NYC last night. I met up with all the current hipsters in the Brooklyn jazz scene and had them over to my Manhattan penthouse for vegan dishes and purple kush. A few of them played me some personalized live sets and took requests. I let them crash there but I left at about 3 on my leer jet, Hawk Forced One. We’re touching down in Honolulu soon. Zuckerberg wants me to take his new Hawaiian crib off his hands. I’m just gonna keep his crib and a little yard out front. I’m turning the rest of the land into a nature preserve free and always open to public. I’m meeting with the indigenous population to see if they want some free housing out there. Should be pretty cool.

I would say that's a misspelling, but no, for you, it's perfectly correct.

OccultHawk · 04-14-2018, 09:51 AM

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll talk to my secretary.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 09:55 AM

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’ll talk to my secretary.

With your dick no doubt.

~~MicShazam~~ · 04-14-2018, 10:56 AM

A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Star Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table.

Trollheart · 04-14-2018, 11:53 AM

Justthefacts · 04-14-2018, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Staw Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table.

I think you might've stumbled across the land they call... COMIC CON. I hate Comic Con too you aren't alone.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 04-14-2018, 01:20 PM

chances are if you hate comic con you’re probably a nerd who is in denial of how nerdy they are and therefore try to separate themselves from other nerds

~~MicShazam~~ · 04-14-2018, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Justthefacts

I think you might've stumbled across the land they call... COMIC CON. I hate Comic Con too you aren't alone.

Sort of discount Comic Con. The celebrities that were present weren't exactly the most famous ever: Poster for the event.

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

chances are if you hate comic con you’re probably a nerd who is in denial of how nerdy they are and therefore try to separate themselves from other nerds

I'm a nerd and I hate nerd culture. I've been well aware of this contradiction for years.

Justthefacts · 04-14-2018, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

chances are if you hate comic con you’re probably a nerd who is in denial of how nerdy they are and therefore try to separate themselves from other nerds

Sorta. I love nerds, but Comic Con is too corporate now. The establishment man has taken over the culture man.

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

Sort of discount Comic Con. The celebrities that were present weren't exactly the most famous ever: Poster for the event.

Honestly, I'd kill to meet Boba Fett.

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~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	A friend of mine called this morning and asked if I would drive to another city with him to get a table he'd bought from some student dude. So we went to get that and took a stop by some sort of sci-fi convention on the way home. It wasn't really my kind of thing. So many people everywhere - some even in furry costumes - and just too many damn toys and too much merchandise garbage for sale everywhere. I guess that's what these conventions are? The guy who played the original Star Wars Boba Fett character was there, signing things. He looked really damn old. At least it was a quality table. Last edited by MicShazam; 04-14-2018 at 01:21 PM.

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