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**Exo** · 05-05-2018, 06:19 PM

Jersey City Record Riot was today. Made $560 slinging records. People watched for 8 hours. Saw some crazy sh*t. People talking to themselves. Lots of babes. An explosion occurred and we all thought we were being attacked but nobody ran and no sirens or screams came after so we shrugged it off like good tri-state area people do. Some guy argued with me about a Scooby Doo record. It was awesome. I'll be doing this again.

Also, Steph, we know what Mulder says about unexplained time loss...

WWWP · 05-05-2018, 06:41 PM

the woof is out there

Chula Vista · 05-05-2018, 07:44 PM

Retainig screw and lens fell out of one side of my reading glasses. Try fixing that while you're blind ass a bat.

Neapolitan · 05-05-2018, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Chula Vista

Retainig screw and lens fell out of one side of my reading glasses.

Then you're just like me, only understanding half of what you've read.

OccultHawk · 05-06-2018, 11:42 AM

I haven’t been smoking weed because I keep thinking I’m going to have to piss for a job but I can’t even get a ****ing interview

Don’t haze me *******s. I’ve really dug a huge hole for myself.

And the unemployment rate is super low. ****.

Chula Vista · 05-06-2018, 11:46 AM

Gonna hit the 90s today. Does the RVs AC work? Check.

Black Francis · 05-06-2018, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I haven’t been smoking weed because I keep thinking I’m going to have to piss for a job but I can’t even get a ****ing interview

Don’t haze me *******s. I’ve really dug a huge hole for myself.

And the unemployment rate is super low. ****.

Start selling weed. Be your own boss.

The Batlord · 05-06-2018, 02:42 PM

Go troll the local high school.

Black Francis · 05-06-2018, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

Go troll the local high school.

I'd rather troll you. <3

The Batlord · 05-06-2018, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

I'd rather troll you. <3

You tryin' to hook a honkie up?

05-05-2018, 06:19 PM	#50431 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Jersey City Record Riot was today. Made $560 slinging records. People watched for 8 hours. Saw some crazy sht. People talking to themselves. Lots of babes. An explosion occurred and we all thought we were being attacked but nobody ran and no sirens or screams came after so we shrugged it off like good tri-state area people do. Some guy argued with me about a Scooby Doo record. It was awesome. I'll be doing this again. Also, Steph, we know what Mulder says about unexplained time loss... __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE*

05-05-2018, 07:44 PM	#50433 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Retainig screw and lens fell out of one side of my reading glasses. Try fixing that while you're blind ass a bat. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

05-06-2018, 11:42 AM	#50435 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I haven’t been smoking weed because I keep thinking I’m going to have to piss for a job but I can’t even get a **ing interview Don’t haze me ***s. I’ve really dug a huge hole for myself. And the unemployment rate is super low. **. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

05-06-2018, 11:46 AM	#50436 (permalink)
Chula Vista Toasted Poster Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: SoCal by way of Boston Posts: 11,332	Gonna hit the 90s today. Does the RVs AC work? Check. __________________ “The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”