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I had a thirty minute conversation over text with my mom last night, I sent her a bunch of photos and links to news articles. The thing is, these messages were sent around 11pm and I was asleep in bed by 9:30. I have no recollection of any of this. At all. Thank god herself none of the photos were inappropriate. Checking all my carbon monoxide detectors as soon as I get home from work.
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Plank, somewhat similar dad/guitar story (which I've probably told before). My dad really frowned upon rock music and didn't think it required any real proficiency so he never took my playing serious. (he was a big Chet Atkins fan). When I was 17 I went out and bought the sheet music for Handel's "Air in G" (he was also a big classical fan) and spent a week painstakingly transcribing it to tab. Took another couple of weeks to learn and memorize the entire piece.
Went over to my dad's place and played it for him (nailed it BTW). When I was done I looked up at him and his jaw was dropped. He took me serious from that day on. |
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Sorry, Steph. :bonkhead:
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I’ve never done anything weird on it. I’m used to sitting put when I’m on drugs. Sometimes weed gives me anti-couchlock though. I need some kind of activity like swimming or house work or I’ll get paranoid. It doesn’t take long before I’m ready to settle into the lounger though. It’s just right after I smoke I get a little racey. Especially if my tolerance is down. |
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