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Blank. 06-07-2018 02:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1959522)
Now you're just suckingling on some dick. No one likes dick sucklers. And if you're seriously under the impression I'm jealous of your hair, you're probably not wrong. Who wouldn't want to look like Post Malone?
You're reaching harder than a midget.

Justthefacts 06-07-2018 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1959525)
You're reaching harder than a midget.
I'm actually reaching for my gun to put a hole through your face. I'm pretty broke right now so I don't actually have money for ammo, but you just wait.

The Batlord 06-07-2018 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1959525)
You're reaching harder than a midget.
You got a smile. Savor it.

[MERIT] 06-07-2018 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre (Post 1959499)
I'm too busy doing my awesome criminal activities like jay walking and littering and ripping tags off of matrices.
https://s3-ap-southeast-1.amazonaws....f-matrices.jpg

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Originally Posted by Blank. (Post 1959501)
[MERIT] should have that many but the jews won't let him...
Yup, it's #OperationMockingbird in full effect my friend.

Blank. 06-07-2018 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1959531)
I'm actually reaching for my gun to put a hole through your face. I'm pretty broke right now so I don't actually have money for ammo, but you just wait.
I would make an attempt at a funny joke, but if you're giving up I might as well.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1959533)
You got a smile. Savor it.
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...cRMUyWPEI5rldu

Quote:
Originally Posted by [MERIT] (Post 1959540)
Yup, it's #OperationMockingbird in full effect my friend.
It's actually called #Operationholdaniggaback.

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Chula Vista 06-07-2018 10:07 AM
Found out yesterday that UPS, Fedex, and Amazon drop off right to my front door. No more having to run down to the office to pick up packages. Yay!

It's the little things that matter most.

Cuthbert 06-07-2018 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Justthefacts (Post 1959495)
Mad Waxahatchee fans.

Oriphiel 06-07-2018 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Fluff (Post 1959595)
Mad Waxahatchee fans.
:laughing:

grindy 06-07-2018 11:55 AM
There's always a ****-ton of wax building up in my ears and I went to the ear doctor at least once a year to clean them. But then I found out you can simply do it yourself with a syringe and water.
Just tried it for the first time and it works like a charm.
I feel like having reached a whole new level of independence.

Chula Vista 06-07-2018 12:01 PM
Once a day.

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