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Old 06-07-2018, 01:45 PM   #51761 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
You're welcome to treat your STDs that way.
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:37 PM   #51762 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
yeah, if you want to burst your eardrums. Use a solution like Waxsol or Earex and then be a big boy and go get them syringed by someone who knows what he's doing. I hear Batlord offers this service. Or you could try a doctor. Don't **** around with your hearing.
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Old 06-07-2018, 03:52 PM   #51763 (permalink)
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Insert a moistened Q-Tip to the point that it hurts real bad. Then push it in another inch or so.

Problem solved.

Or you die.

Either way, problem solved.
I wrote a composition like this once.
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:00 PM   #51764 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2018, 04:13 PM   #51765 (permalink)
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Bunch of pussies.
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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Old 06-07-2018, 06:50 PM   #51766 (permalink)
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a nice q tip twirled upon those inner ear hairs can be orgasmic
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Old 06-07-2018, 07:01 PM   #51767 (permalink)
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a nice q tip twirled upon those inner ear hairs can be orgasmic
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Especially when you skip a couple of days.
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Old 06-07-2018, 07:26 PM   #51768 (permalink)
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a nice q tip twirled upon those inner ear hairs can be orgasmic
Leave it to you to turn a nice, simple health procedure into something tacky!
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Old 06-07-2018, 07:42 PM   #51769 (permalink)
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Leave it to you to turn a nice, simple health procedure into something tacky!
She's 100% right though. It can feel so damn good.
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Old 06-07-2018, 07:46 PM   #51770 (permalink)
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She's 100% right though. It can feel so damn good.
I am also agreeing with this.
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