I'll give them flak.

...and give bivouac, cuz he's on the attack.

fixed
And your modesty of course knows no bounds.
There are no good Germans.

You're just jealous that you didn't come up with it first.

*whoosh*

And I think it was a whoosh for the other members here too.

Whoosh isn't the sound of something going under someone's head.

*thud*

So high over your head that you don't even notice the shadow. Don't blame me for your incompetence.

With a hint of fart noise.

I first read that as "incontinence".

Then I saw this and lol'd.