Took the kids to the indoor water park at the local rec center. I hadn't been swimming in years.

It's been years since I've gone swimming. I'm terrified of drowning.

My parents did the "you'll either learn to swim or drown" toss into the deep end of a hotel pool. I nearly drowned. Swimming always feels like a fight for survival now. :(

Just saw Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight. They had a live performance of the show while the movie was playing. I don't think I've ever heard the words fuck, cock, orgasm, titties and cum in a movie going experience in my entire life. It was brilliant. First time ever seeing the movie as well. Great film. Tim Curry's performance is sorta mind blowing. If you're in New York, I'd seriously recommend going it was very fun.

Did you get the full virgin treatment tho?

I had a thoroughly gay friend consider taking me and another friend to a show but he thought the third guy wasn't ready. I was good to go though apparently.

I've seen a lot of ultimate players on the golf side, and they're usually pretty good. Crazy John Brooks was an ultimate and freestyle champion who crossed over and dominated. I've played, but I can't keep up with the running. Too many injuries.

Yes! I got in front of the crowd and had to make my best orgasm sound. Everyone sucked, I did it the best. So that was really fun.

Fun! I had to put a condom on a banana with no hands.

Damn that sounds like a lot of sexually confusing fun.