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Old 06-29-2018, 03:18 PM   #52671 (permalink)
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Yeah, the place where I get told I'm retarded, ugly, I have **** taste in music and my hair is tacky.
At least we don't pull a gun on you!
I agree, seriously: get those people out of your life. Tox-ic.
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Great story could you tell it again?
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I love the way so many plants grow so thick and lush in the alleyway my door exits in to. There are so many strikes against plant life including brick pavement, foot traffic, limited direct sun, but goddamn if those green mother****ers aren’t resilient.

I like my window AC unit better than central air and it’s way cheaper. FYI, you can cool a two bedroom with one window unit and have one room really nice and chilly for napping.

There are thunderstorms predicted for this evening and all weekend and I love thunderstorms. So do those plants.

My dog sets herself up so she touches me for at least half the day. She’s got her butt on my shoulder right now. I love her. She’s my best friend. I’m so glad we’re both alive in the same place at the same time.
Like I said, it's the little things, isn't it?
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Well, to be fair, Parmesan is hard as **** to get to melt and brown without overcooking the meat in the process. Mozz is perfect in this regard.

Waiting till tomorrow. Gonna run down to the mart and get some Italian dressing to marinate the chicken in all day tomorrow before grilling.

Pics will follow.
You're gonna dress like an Italian?
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Old 06-29-2018, 04:26 PM   #52672 (permalink)
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June 2014. Thirty six employees. Huge building. Tons of overhead. Made $20 million gross.

June 2018. Three employees working from home. Salaries and health insurance are our only overhead.

We're surviving after being absolutely gutted. One of the jobs I inherited was Operations. Placing POs, SOs, keeping track of shipment details, Invoicing, etc.

To keep the owner and his wife informed I keep this report up to date.

For 3 folks working from their couches, we're keeping our head's above water - pretty nicely, actually.

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Old 06-29-2018, 04:44 PM   #52673 (permalink)
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hey Trollheart, do you own a shillelagh?
Yeah, and I keep pet leprechauns as well.
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Old 06-29-2018, 04:52 PM   #52674 (permalink)
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They'll be making films about it.

Jim Carey to play Mindfulness, Leonardo DiCaprio to play the store assistant.
Jason Momoa to play the Fiji water bottle.
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:01 AM   #52675 (permalink)
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I had to drop a really close friend because when we hung out we were just too ****ing crazy. Old style **** like drinking (and drugging of course), womanizing, fighting or almost fighting others, gambling, getting thrown out of bars- I could’ve rolled with all- just hell raising except I felt like it was more than the sum of what we we got up to: it brought out a sinister side of myself I didn’t want to release. He asked why I was avoiding him and said because we ain’t up to no good and you know it, man.

Like they say on television we was headin for “dead or in jail”

And I didn’t want neither
Luckily I don't have a problem getting into bad habits, just people that do ****ty things. People that don't hold each other accountable because they'd rather hide than confront their problems. Like my friend who lied about the dude threatening to kill him and sexually assault his wife. Everybody supported me and told me I had every right to be upset and his best friend telling me how trash he is and I'm not the only one who's upset. Though, when he's treating me like **** or threatening to kill himself telling me that his wife is going to kill herself and it's all my fault or telling everybody that I'm just starting **** for attention nobody told him off or had my back. But they definitely kept spreading rumors about him to me when he wasn't there. Like when they said Esham was a pedophile. Oh, you guys all knew Esham was ****ing 14 year old girls and you did nothing but sat there and watched it? Waited until he was gone than told half of Magna about it?
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Old 06-30-2018, 07:57 AM   #52676 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:25 PM   #52677 (permalink)
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:32 PM   #52678 (permalink)
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So I finally downloaded Tinder. I couldn't before because I needed to make a Facebook account and fuck Facebook. I can login now with my phone. I haven't matched with anyone yet but it shows me three people that swiped left on me, but with a blurry picture because I need a subscription to Gold Tinder.

JUST GIVE ME PUSSY
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:50 PM   #52679 (permalink)
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Remember Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? After a month here I've come to the conclusion that I'm living in "The Land of Miss-fit Toys".

Dude on the right could lose 150 pounds and still be considered overweight. He's obsessed with plants and probably has at least a hundred of them in pots that he waters daily. Mid 60s and can come up with a negative slant to basically anything. Pretty much keeps to himself but we share an affection for knives which gives us something to talk about.

Dude on my left is also in his 60s. Fried to a crisp. Drinks beer almost non-stop. For the past week he's had this 30 year old black chick living in a canopy in his back yard that he refers to as his girlfriend. She's only there cause she got kicked out of wherever she was before. If the manager found out she was here they'd both get booted. Cool enough folks (she's pretty cute), but there's definitely a bit of a soap opera developing.

Dude across the street is cool. He's the one whose 15 year old dog I watch now and then. Maybe a bit younger than me. His right eye is whacked because of a car accident. It points to his extreme right all the time so you have to look at his left eye when talking to him. BUT, if he covers his left eye with his hand, his right eye stairs straight ahead. Awesome party trick that never fails to get a laugh. Definitely my fave neighbor.

His neighbor is about my age but is also fried to a crisp and drinks beer 24/7. Dude speaks clearly but what he comes out with is mostly unintelligible. He talks real fast in a stream of conscience fashion and barely makes any sense. I've asked the other neighbors WTF? and they just shake their heads and laugh. I've taken to just nodding at him most of the time. I think he's fully aware of his issue and doesn't take anything personal if you don't get him.

All really nice folks. We hang a lot once the sun goes down. We also keep an eye out on each other's rigs. I trust them all completely (real camaraderie between RV peeps) and I get vibes that they are all really cool with me being the new guy on the block.

TL;DR

I live in the land of miss-fit toys. And it's kinda fun.
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Old 06-30-2018, 01:56 PM   #52680 (permalink)
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Id like to hear how they describe you.
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