Not enough of a challenge.

Woke up at 9am. It's my day off. Took a shower. Now I'm stoned. Welcome to the weekend.

Took a walk this morning. At an intersection a line of cars pulled up and stopped at the light. When it turned green, a truck two cars back didn't move even after people were honking at him. I went into a CVS and when I came out, the truck had been joined by an ambulance and fire truck but none of them were really addressing the driver. I think he was dead.

I also found a dollar.

When God closes a door...

He locks it because god is a paranoid cracker.

Bout 15 years ago a guy pulled over in front of my house and died. He'd just dropped off his grandchildren, then had a massive heart attack, but was able to pull over and put it in park before leaving the orb. Car was still running though. Dead people look so waxy.

That's probably why they put them in museums.

My fan is whispering to me.

Wax buildup imminent.