Of all the times I should expect it but I didn't. ****.

Is it whispering "Kill everyone"?
Sigh. I could say something about asking for trouble and then ducking when it comes your way, but sure what's the point?
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My best friend Max spent the night again. He's such a hoot and cracks up his dad with his "Uncle Don" obsession. If we're all out together he'll run across to my place and up onto my porch waiting to get in and hang out. Found out he's lived quite the studly life. He had a "wife" of 10 years who unfortunately passed away last January. Max sired 8 litters with her, totaling over 50 puppies. Safe to say the dude has hundreds of grand-kids. We both went down at 11:00 and I actually had to roust him out of bed at 9:00!

Lazy little bastard. I'm gonna start calling him Bat.

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^Far more handsome than Bat.

And you're only looking at the ass view.

Idk, Batty might have a nice ass. I don't recall seeing it.

Today was my mother's 53rd birthday, so I made dinner for her. Roasted a chicken, mashed potatoes, noodles, stuffing/dressing & cranberry sauce. My 14 year old niece had a friend over and they are both "vegetarian," so they made didn't partake. She's on the right track, as veganism has been proven to be the best diet for humans. but she turns to vegetarian TV dinners instead of fresh foods. She also thinks shes fat and, in my opinion, hasn't been eating enough as of late. I hope she's not developing an eating disorder.

REALLY missing my son. He is on a trip to Branson with his mom and her husband. He is excited because there is a Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum there that has a statue of the tallest man to ever live, ROBERT WADLOW, who stood 8' 11''[2.72 meters]. Not sure whether or not cunt mom will take him to see it.

Some scammer douche hit me up on Facebook. I played along. Gonna document it and post it for Lulz.

Hey Mindfulness :cool:

Woke up at 10am and instantly wanted to go back to sleep. Lazy sure day today. I ain't movin.