Get Taco Bell.

This is my equalivant of "don't kill yourself, keep living." I'm already on it brah.

Your toilet will thank you later.

My taste buds will thank me now.

This is my logic for all things.

There's nothing quite like leaving Taco Bell with a giant shame-bag of eight tacos and a pile of Fiery sauce.

It really sets you up for disaster for the rest of the day.

That's why you get it at 11pm on the way home from getting wasted. I mean your morning's already gonna suck.

i have never gotten the taco bell hype.

i have a jack in the box on my block though, it brings great shame to my household

I had taco bell one time before work and it was the worst day ever. i don't recommend.