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07-13-2018, 08:01 PM
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Born to be mild
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"I'm sorry sir, I think you have the wrong number. No, we don't deliver packages. Hmm? No, no. We make uninterruptable power supplies for computers. Perhaps if you ring this number..." (gives Fedex number, grins, hangs up)...
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07-13-2018, 08:02 PM
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07-13-2018, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: SoCal by way of Boston
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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07-14-2018, 03:14 AM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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You already have Frown's.
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07-14-2018, 11:02 AM
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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07-14-2018, 11:11 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Took a walk this morning. At an intersection a line of cars pulled up and stopped at the light. When it turned green, a truck two cars back didn't move even after people were honking at him. I went into a CVS and when I came out, the truck had been joined by an ambulance and fire truck but none of them were really addressing the driver. I think he was dead.
I also found a dollar.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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07-14-2018, 11:16 AM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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He locks it because god is a paranoid cracker.
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Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. |
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07-14-2018, 11:57 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2014
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Bout 15 years ago a guy pulled over in front of my house and died. He'd just dropped off his grandchildren, then had a massive heart attack, but was able to pull over and put it in park before leaving the orb. Car was still running though. Dead people look so waxy.
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.” |
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