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OccultHawk · 09-06-2018, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Ask if he got it on radar and if the radar detector has been tested for accuracy lately because you totally wasn't speeding and the cop hates you because you're black.

Black people have suspended licenses

Bad idea

Blank. · 09-06-2018, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Those are the worst. 2 of the only 3 tickets I've gotten in the last 10-15 years were red light (s)cams. The other was a 47 in a 35 by a sneaky ****er that sat right at the limit change from 45 down to 35. I probably could've contested it, but I just mailed in the fine and took the traffic school to keep it off my record.

My brother got hit by the speed change too but it was his fault. He decided to speed up and catch somebody. Lol. Cop let him off though because he decided to give the cop the water works. Lol.

Plankton · 09-06-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Blank.

My brother got hit by the speed change too but it was his fault. He decided to speed up and catch somebody. Lol. Cop let him off though because he decided to give the cop the water works. Lol.

The cop that got me wouldn't even look me in the eye. He knew it was a bunch of bull**** and gtfo of there as quick as he could. He was a tiny little ****er too.

Plankton · 09-06-2018, 12:58 PM

I still have Michigan sand in mine, and I haven't been there since the first week of August. I guess that's not that bad, but for me, that's bad. I keep my Jeep in 'like new' condition as much as possible.

Ninetales · 09-06-2018, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

Lol, forgot that in the barbaric US you get actually pulled over by a cop and ****.
Here you just get photographed by traffic cams with radar and get a letter afterwards.

in my hometown, speed camera-ing used to be done through private third parties. they would pretend to be maintenance working on electrical boxes or set up "construction sites" and shit and snag drivers on the road. city had to rework the bi-laws so now there's no photo radar at all (excluding light cams)

Plankton · 09-07-2018, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Those are the worst. 2 of the only 3 tickets I've gotten in the last 10-15 years were red light (s)cams. The other was a 47 in a 35 by a sneaky ****er that sat right at the limit change from 45 down to 35. I probably could've contested it, but I just mailed in the fine and took the traffic school to keep it off my record.

Oh my ****ing God. Holy ****. That little ****er got me again. I knew it. I knew it. I ****ing knew it. I knew once I posted ****, something like this would happen. ****. ****. ****. 4 tickets for passing someone going 20mph in a 40mph, but I passed them while crossing over a solid yellow line. Plus, I couldn't find my current insurance card, so:

Improper Overtaking On The Left
Improper Lane Usage
No Turn Signal
No Insurance

The insurance one will be tossed out, not sure about the rest. I just can't get over the fact that it was the same ****ing cop, and he was smirking the entire time. This **** is too weird.

The Batlord · 09-07-2018, 09:17 AM

Wear a lacy bra under your shirt and if you get pulled over again take it off before he walks up.

Plankton · 09-07-2018, 10:06 AM

I had lipstick on, jeeze. I think he's straight.

Aux-In · 09-07-2018, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

4 tickets for passing someone going 20mph in a 40mph, but I passed them while crossing over a solid yellow line.

Buy a Ford Pinto so there's less temptation.

Plankton · 09-07-2018, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Aux-In

Buy a Ford Pinto so there's less temptation.

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