Today my retarded co-worker found a used condom on the floor of my boss's car and proceeded to tell the entire store. I love that dunderhead sometimes.

I was starving when I woke up so I rushed to work. I fixed myself steak and eggs. Three eggs scrambled with blue cheese, garlic, and stewed tomatoes and a strip of rib eye (about 8 oz). One of the chefs baked fresh bread and it may have been the best bread I’ve ever eaten. I listened to Bauhaus - it had really been too long - such a great band. Besides the ****ing heat coming back I had a great die. I mean day.

congrats on your boss getting laid but mans gotta clean up

Dude, he's dirty as ****. The kinda guy who occasionally makes sandwiches for actual customers without gloves cause he can't be bothered. Even I tend not to do that.

I used to work with a dude who boiled condoms and reused them

Aren't they not particularly expensive? I guess that reduces your carbon footprint but damn.

ummm I'm sorry what?

And wouldn't that damage the condoms?

Boooooo!

My granddad reuses teabags.