The only time it's okay to reuse a condom is if it's been used to **** Scarlett Johansson or similar dime pieces. But then I'd probably just smell it.

You'd smell your own stale ****? Men are ****ing gross.

It's a bit tart.

he had a long term gf at the time who was presumably ok with this. he had a ritual and everything

definitely. he was almost proud of this too, as if he stumbled upon a brilliant life hack. turns out he was just gross

:pimp:

I'd be smelling Scarlett Jonansson's stale **** which is sexy as all hell.

"Weird stuff" = wife material tbh. In either context.

Be more like me. Everyone either hates me, begrudgingly tolerates me, or fondly tolerates me. But nobody thinks I'm a normie.

Just ask her if she does butt stuff

Her friend pretty clearly indicated she does.