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Old 11-04-2018, 05:47 PM   #56611 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:07 PM   #56612 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:24 PM   #56613 (permalink)
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Not gonna pretend like when the time comes and you don't get anything at all and you get the chance for your penis to touch flesh that you're thinking rationally. Especially when you're drunk. Take pity on those who don't get laid. It's not a fake affliction.
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:35 PM   #56614 (permalink)
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not worth a baby

not worth an sti
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:38 PM   #56615 (permalink)
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Dudes lose their head and act like retard animals. I don't even know why chastity belts were made for women.
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Old 11-04-2018, 06:41 PM   #56616 (permalink)
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All you gotta do is say, "Hold on, I'm not going in the stinky or the pinky with out a dinky on my winky." All she'll instantly soak herself thinking of how responsibly you behave.
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Old 11-04-2018, 07:01 PM   #56617 (permalink)
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Men have the dicks it’s our responsibility to wrap it up

You’re probably going to take a nuanced two to tango stance


But dipping in raw unless discussed before hand is big time disrespectful of the female

I understand that kind of by default disempowers women but if you respect the woman you wear a condom

Period.
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Old 11-04-2018, 07:05 PM   #56618 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2018, 07:42 PM   #56619 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2018, 08:11 PM   #56620 (permalink)
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