I used to do 40 minute trips every day and now I wonder why I ever put up with it.

I used to live five minutes from work, but then I bought a house, and that house was worth the longer bike ride.

Is the subway really that abhorrent?

Why ride the train and bus when I can pocket the $200 a month transportation stipend as well as get some sunshine and exercise? (On rainy days, of course, I take public transportation.)

I'd think you'd jump at the chance to molest Japanese school girls in a crowded train.

^ :laughing: Down here the dead of winter means changing to a long-sleeved shirt for two weeks, then back to short sleeves for the rest of the year.

Yes, of course. Because I can't wait to go to J-prison where you're not allowed to talk unless spoken to by a guard, where you get 20 minutes of exercise a day (which equates to walking in a circle in the yard), and not allowed to even stand up in your cell (you have to remain seated).

Didn't Shinzo Abe stand up for the right to molest girls in trains? I think you're good.

I was once molested on a crowded train. Last train home, super packed in, drunk college girl in front of me, facing me. Looking up at me. I was thinking, please don't puke on me. She just smiled and rubbed my cock through my jeans.

They arrest you if you’re accused and getting arrested in Japan is no joke

Everyone gets convicted

Prisoning while gaijin is no bueno senor