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How were you gonna clean a blood stain while you were drunk? How would you have cleaned it sober? Just call it an act of God. Texans respect God. It's probably in that Constitution of theirs.
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i swear by:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon....cL._SX425_.jpg i feel your pain though, i lost 75% of my last deposit bc i dropped a wet oil painting on the middle of the carpet -_- |
If I saw that and knew the deposit was gone I'd have fun. That's now my ash tray. That's my urinal. If I'm thunderdrunk that's where I puke. If I'm ****ing your bitch Imma shove her face in it while I cum in her ass.
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Buy a square foot of carpet and stitch that bitch right on top of the stain.
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^ works on crime scenes too
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Must be going around. Thought I was just a little broke but then I discovered that I was fully broke. Anyone want to buy some Deafbox merch?
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Local culture means **** all unless you can afford it.
I’m not even trying to rub anyone’s face in it but even just back in the 90’s when I lived in Portland and Seattle 7 bucks an hour and a bicycle kept you drunk and stoned and able to see whatever bands were playing that week. |
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