Tell your fellow Dutch that you’ve found two American refugees ground to dust by sociopolitical wrongdoings and together your people can save us.

I'm not sure those few million Dutch are the people to save you, all most of them do is talk about money and complain. You guys would be a colourful addition to the population

We throw ourselves to the Dutch people to do as they please with us.

Gerard Reve (one of the big Dutch writers who was really into sadomasochism) would approve of that, so you're already integrating well

Ugh, yeah. You might want to reconsider choosing Holland

I just did a phone “pre-interview” for a job with a large company. You read through potential clients’ inquiries then write a response that the sales team uses to close the deal. They’re sending me a packet to study then interview me again next week. I’m going to study the holy **** out of that packet.

Knock that **** outta the park bro.

Thank you. And yes sir I will.

Down here most teachers get hired then take the tests. I took all the tests first and put it on my resume I already passed all the compliance ****. I’ve been told I’m an “usual” interview so...

The older I get the more peculiar I get