How did I get so ****ing stupid?

Because you're a southerner. We're too dumb to leave the south because the north is yuppie territory.

One thing I’ve learned from subtitled gifs. I sure can’t read lips.

Have you met a black person?

Excuse me, yuppie and hipster territory.

I just worked 6 hours today but that’s definitely 6 too ****ing many

Dressed up as the Easter Bunny for a neighborhood event this morning. The suit was hot and made me sneeze but the happy little kids made it worth it.

After 4 hours straight of helping them do tall cans they throw on a full days worth of kegging on top. (we couldn't do it with the tall can filler being set up in front of our machine.) We worked 11 hours with no break and didn't get out until midnight.

Pervert