I did it and it was boring. You can Google "boring". Just go to Google and type in "boring".

Most of last two pages:-

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My balls catching fire pretty much define my day.

****ing hangover

Real Conversation (with names taken out)

Shift manager: The Executive Chef started at your job. He worked 70 hours a week to get it done.

Me: Is that why he looks retarded?

Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job.

Dude, I taught English and lived in Japan for years. My life and job do suck but your life, raising a white family there, that’s a real living hell.

I know D&G has just been grumbling about old men giving obvious advice, but have you tried the simple, traditional remedy of talcum powder? If you live in, have or suffer from hot and humid places, a liberal application of talc is what Mexican grandmothers use on themselves and on babies to avoid heat-rash type probs.

A couple of talc does and don'ts:
i) apply when skin is clean and dry
ii) don't use on cuts or mucus membranes
iii) don't put it in areas where you've already applied a deodorant or cream
iv) avoid breathing it in as much as poss

If D&G wants more info, he can go on "the internet" and use a "search engine"....