Well you better do it fast then

Switch to light beer and start wearing dresses.

He's already obsessed with his weight so he might as well.

:laughing:

punk = thin

lol @ deconstructing social norms just to put the same ones back into place

lol harder @ not being a part of the deconstruction and decades later still adopting the oppressive bits

lol @ being devastated by absurd existential meaninglessness but still standing ironclad about something as superficial as appearance

I don’t think you’re going to find yourself very comfortable with the aging process elph but then again you’re probably going to drama queen yourself into an overdose

My name is OccultHawk and I care about contradictions and hypocrisy

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(Sorry, had to do it.)

that’s pretty fair actually

still if there’s anything worthwhile about punk outside the music it’s the idgaf **** you im punk thing

They give a **** about having the perception of not giving a ****. It's a fashion accessory.

So you wear dresses, punk?