Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.

The plunger I posted costs around 5 dollars. Way cheaper and it's hands free.

I’ll **** be your **** toy bro

wut

Amateur shmamateur:

https://cdn.theimperfective.com/wp-c.../03/xray27.jpg

They just dont understand.

Maybe you should take a sleeping pill and drive to the store for more sleeping pills.

Do another line dawg

If you can really keep it rolling you can go for a long time to some weird places but ja being up for days is more of a meth thing.

It is also a writer thing I think. Staying up all night could give you 50 pages at least.