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Old 07-11-2019, 11:16 AM   #62811 (permalink)
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To-do lists are for people who make "mental notes" (i.e. assholes).
If you're good with mental notes you don't need a list.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:20 AM   #62812 (permalink)
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My lists are all handwritten because I need to justify why I am constantly buying new pens.
I buy new pens cause I don't want to reuse them after anal play masturbation.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:21 AM   #62813 (permalink)
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I buy new pens cause I don't want to reuse them after anal play masturbation.
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I appreciate the feel of a good pen.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:34 AM   #62814 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:38 AM   #62815 (permalink)
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It's surprisingly hard to find suitable household items to shove up your ass.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:40 AM   #62816 (permalink)
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:43 AM   #62817 (permalink)
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Mine's made of unvarnished wood. How would you even deal with a colon splinter?
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:44 AM   #62818 (permalink)
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Cover it with shrink wrap.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:47 AM   #62819 (permalink)
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Then I'd have to put lube on it or it would stick to my insides. I should probably just buy a dildo from Amazon.
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Old 07-11-2019, 11:49 AM   #62820 (permalink)
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The plunger I posted costs around 5 dollars. Way cheaper and it's hands free.
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