She jumped on an open opportunity fast though but I hear you

red flag fire warning in effect today through thursday. mass power outages throughout the bay area, including nearly all of my county, go into effect at midnight. it's about a week shy of the 2 year anniversary of The Fires. focusing my energy into doomsday prepping -- is spraying down my house and yard with a hose a useful preventative measure or do i look like a lunatic? i feel like a lunatic. this whole thing really ruined fire for me.

Well last time I measured the heat during a controlled burn I think it was around 1000F, so Im gonna vote for: you cray.

Keep an eye on your grandma's dentures. You're not swindling me out of another $5.

When it comes to hurricanes I either evacuate or do nothing. I don’t **** with shuttering windows or whatever. I used to go to great pains to try to waterproof my record collection in case of water damage/flooding but now I’m just like if I get got I got got.

PS Keep gas in your tank so you and the bow wow can gtfo.

And stock up on tampons too.

Or bring elph along.

Deprive wildfires of the opportunity to burn down your house by burning it down yourself.

Oh and bring condoms.