An old friend of mine is having a rough time, so I'm taking him out for a steak dinner.

What time are you picking me up?

I'll be there around 5 o'clock next week.

Bring some Chinese bitches.

whoever invented hiccups needs to get stabbed in the throat

It was a black guy and he already received his punishment.

Elph. Dude. Whatever you're planning on doing right now, go home and get a good night's sleep first

Man I'm so sorry. If you need to talk feel free to message me. I won't be able to be online much for the next couple of hours, so that sucks, but I'll try to check in once every while. Hold on

I can't decipher that honey. But whatever you do, don't make any rash desicions right now. You can always move to Austin later