I'm an auntie!

Congratulations!

She's so cute and such a little chonker I can't wait to go visit

The **** is a chonker? Is she fat?

I’ve never personally heard that term but I knew what she meant. People just pick random words for cute things and it works for some reason. My wife calls babies “nuggets” and I don’t know why but it feels fitting regardless

No. Chonker can only mean fat. Like chonks. Big meaty bits that are cartoonishly bigger than chunks. WWWP's niece is a fattie.

I feel like “fat” should be reserved as an adjective for adults that reach that level by choice. Babies aren’t even capable of choice

https://pics.awwmemes.com/chonk-char...k-61844492.png

chonkers are chonks like i dont get what is confusing

my niece was 8lbs 9oz, 21.5 inches

by comparison my sister and i were both under 6lbs and 15in lol

I was a ten pound baby who probably gave my mother permanent bow legs. I'm comfortable with being called a chonky baby.