Don't act like you're not thinking about your arms now.

You flatter yourself

Always.

Got em!

If I was your retarded friend I just wouldn’t reload the syrup or whatever it is

Customers would be all bat**** about the watery soda and I shrug my fat little retarded shoulders and tell them to ask the guy who gets it from delivery.

Whenever anyone asked I’d say “I couldn’t find it”

“It’s on the top shelf!”

“I went back and looked again but couldn’t find it!”

So proud of you, son

It’s definitely worth it. Give her a good rogering.

Sounds like your standard "dude without a girlfriend develops a crush on his friend's girlfriend cause she's around him more than other women". It's nothing to think too hard on. Don't be a guy who deserves to have no friends. Like OH.

Let's hope he beats her, so elph can swoop in all heroically and stuff.

Sounds like the premise of a three-way porno.

smh

Gotta be careful though, if he acts too tough he might scare the girl off too.