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Old 12-23-2019, 03:00 PM   #65881 (permalink)
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And now I am officially on vacation till next Monday.

*collapses*
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:07 PM   #65882 (permalink)
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That was an incredibly nice and long-winded way to say: Just **** already!
Tfw WWWP is getting batlord's entire check for child support


Bet you'll see the light on an abortion contract then.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:08 PM   #65883 (permalink)
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I promise you she'll abort my child.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:10 PM   #65884 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:14 PM   #65885 (permalink)
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Who'd want a little me running around their house spitting in their trash cans?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:18 PM   #65886 (permalink)
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Nigga pls

You got created somehow, didn't you?

She's already feeling the baby fever.

You couldn't be more naive, my friend.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:21 PM   #65888 (permalink)
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I got bug spray to fend off the bitches in heat.
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:30 PM   #65889 (permalink)
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What you need is baby powder and a fake identity

Keep running from the truth it will always catch up!
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Old 12-23-2019, 06:34 PM   #65890 (permalink)
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I'm pretty sure bug spray is toxic for non-bugs as well and will dissuade any thirsty women.
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