Are you some kind of autist? :crazy:

Is that what Fran Drescher calls an artist?

Did they help you up?

Ok so I've had an extended absence so here's what's been going on, and I'll try to make my presence more apparent. I knocked up my illegal Mexican girlfriend and we're having an anchor baby. Totally awesome news. It's gonna be a girl we're naming Naomi. It's not set in stone it's a girl, but the odds are 97% so it's pretty set in stone. My probation ends on March 5th, the day before my birthday, and I plan on getting so fucking ripped. I'm working on getting my pilot's license so I can start getting off the ground and making actual money. That's really about it. Still smoking cigarettes.

Does anybody else remember back in the 90s or 00s when there was all the controversy over airline pilots flying drunk? I think I'll stay on the ground for awhile.

I'd intentionally crash if I knew you were on board.

I'd bring a box cutter if I knew you were flying the plane.

Good luck getting past TSA bitch.

I'd convert to Islam, buy a box cutter, hijack a plane, and fly out toward the Capitol if I thought... Wait what are we trying to accomplish again?

Will this be your first kid or do you already have one? I feel like I recall you having another girl.