Hope he's not one of those neighsayers.

Let me guess. His name is Mr. Ed :D

Of course.

I think we're all in danger of making an ass of ourselves here. Canter neighbour just be left in peace? I do think it behooves us to give her a little space before their friendship withers and Boba Fett locks them out of the house. I know I'm rambling; I think it's galloping senility to be honest. Bit of a problem. Horseshoe should not take any notice of us, just be yourself.

I'll bet he's a neigh sayer.

Edit: dammit! I done been grindy'ed

It's really reining puns now. Saddle down, you guys. Stay equinemous. Go snack some horse d’œuvres or something.

Slightly OT: always wondered though - is a hors d'oeuvre a hooker you get before the main one?

I always thought they were cooked horse hooves that were spelled wrong.

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