No I'm Frownland

Neither of you are considering the easier alternative.

Suicide?

:clap:

Certainly easier than listening to douchebags on internet forums.

Thats my instagram: xantisocialmedia

Jury Duty today... my god complex tells me I'm made for this kind of public service but fingers crossed I don't come off as over eager.

Dude that **** sounds so boring and you probably can't even look at memes in court.

I was dismissed last time I went in because I said that lie detectors are pseudoscience that should not be permissible in court. I thought that they had banned it but apparently if both legal teams agree, it can be used as evidence in that jurisdiction.