![]() |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Capitalism and the excesses of capitalism (American style) on full, unfettered display. Viva Las Vega$! Bright light city going to set my soul Going to set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women waiting out there And they're all waiting, the devil may care And I'm just the devil with love to spare So Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas How I wish that there were more Than the twenty-four hours in the day Even if I ran out of speed, boy I wouldn't sleep a minute away Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel A fortune won and lost on every deal All you need's sonar and nerves of steel Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas where the neon signs are flashing And your one arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turning day into night Turning night into day If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm going to keep on the run I'm going to have me some fun If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke up well I'll always remember that I had a swinging time I'm going to give it everything I've got Lady luck's with me, the dice stay hot Got coke up my nose to dry away the snot Viva Las Vegas, Viva Las Vegas Viva, Viva Las Vegas |
Quote:
|
Lmao
|
Follow up with some positive vibes.
|
It keeps changing. Swipe insert wait pull out quickly (not your favorite I know) hand it to the person do it yourself
|
I called in sick
I need another day just to ****ing think |
The look of contempt on everyone when I pull one a these bad boys out:
https://i.imgur.com/oquVj3o.jpg?1 |
Quote:
Never call in with anything except bad diarrhea and a 101 fever I said I had a migraine they called back and said get your ass down here. Jesus ****ing Christ |
Lol what a rube.
|
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 09:51 PM. |
© 2003-2025 Advameg, Inc.