Guess you were born with it

First thing my doctor did after fingering my ass was offer me a light.

I quit this year after twelve years. I served my time.

I'll wait until you're asleep and force cotton candy down your throat.

I heard on a podcast a guy describe how he smoked blueberry custard flavored vape for 10 years and then quit and now every time he gets sick his phlegm tastes like blueberry custard

Thank god I don't vape.

****ing earthquakes dude.

I imagine that that'd be like throwing a hot dog down a fault line

Just lay down on the ground with your dick in a hole and wait.