Did I forgive Kobe?

His Chula-esque gif choice is certainly boomeriffic.

How many strippers have broken your heart, OH?

Agreed, but Im also with OH on this. I dont make friends with people with the intention of getting laid, but i also don't find myself lusting over people. I need to get to know someone before I find myself attracted to them in a way where I'd want to pursue something more.

None

And why is it about "winning her over?" Sounds like some kind of long con, like "my scheme is to befriend the female, and then **** her." Wouldnt there be an mutual attraction thing going on? Why is she in the dark?

As if you wouldn’t jump on that Chinese pussy faster than a chihuahua on a piece of sausage

She probably won’t let you because of the culture and **** but if you got a single whiff of availability you’d be so ****ing on it so puhleeze puhleeeeeeeeze stop fronting ffs

and like you’d be hanging out with her if she were some 60 year old un****able cow

so full of **** son my god dude

Uggghhh