Just floss everyday

Happy B-Lated, Frown! Hope you had a fun one.

I went to a job interview (mentioned before) this morning but I don’t know about the job. 45 unrestrained maximum security inmates in a single classroom with no other staff in the room. I could tell they wanted to hire me because my certifications are current (and that means less paperwork for them) but when I started inquiring about the safety of it it was more like they were trying to sell the job to me not reverse. It pays about 25% more than I was making when I quit teaching. All the staff were wearing masks but that’s gotta be about a 100% chance of getting a covid infection. It’s rough because I’m not making ends meet. It’s a good job to do but damn those are some ****ing nuts conditions.

On the other end of life I see the specialist about my lung spot tomorrow. We’ll see about that.

You'll probably get to recharge your racism though. I can't even remember the last time you called a black person a monkey.

what... You teaching at a prison?

It'll only be a matter of time before he tries to go home one day and they're just like "Nah, man, you're staying".

Maybe then he'll convert to Islam

Luckily he's probably already on the No Fly list.

OccultHawk "Harvey" Birdman vs The Booty Warriors

That’s ****ing scary af