How the f*ck do you get so mad at somebody you haven't gotten much of chance to even know yet? I bet Elph said something f*cked up.

Hahahahahahahaha wtf

You know if I weren't committed to destroying you our shared pettiness would be a match made in heaven.

elph ****ed her so good she’s done lost her mind

You two are truly so romantic, but you're not entirely wrong

Elph, for ****s sake be careful and don't get yourself into another toxic relationship

In every relationship I had it took us months until we had a first, minor fight. At first it's all hormones and butterflies and rainbows.
This is some next level drama **** here.

And the best part is that no matter what we say he'll continue to be entertaining.

What did you do elph?

So thankful that I've had zero desire for any sort of romantic relationship for 2+ years now.

Ouch. Sorry, elph.

I been with my lady for nearly two years and we've had three nights where we didn't see eye to eye and we talked about it as soon as we realized it and ironed out the issue. F*cking Elph has a girl jump out his car on day f*cking one. Incredible.

Elph IS the toxin.