Omg we used ms dos at the bookstore I used to manage, I got to know it well lol

A lot of places put dBase (and other) systems into place in the DOS days and after years of adding items/info to the database, their systems bulged to such massive amounts of information it would take a huge capital investment to pull them into the 21st century. They likely have concluded that the system functions well enough, so it doesn't justify the cost.

Congrats on finding a job in this mess dude

How ****ing old are your coworkers?

Are they morlocks who only crawl out of the vents at night?

Then how old do they look?

looks can deceive, they might be vampires. Using those computers seems like a vampire thing to do tbh

Vampires would have better electronics than rich teenagers or no electronics at all.