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Old 06-25-2020, 02:37 PM   #70771 (permalink)
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You know if I weren't committed to destroying you our shared pettiness would be a match made in heaven.
You two are truly so romantic, but you're not entirely wrong

Elph, for ****s sake be careful and don't get yourself into another toxic relationship
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Old 06-25-2020, 02:40 PM   #70772 (permalink)
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In every relationship I had it took us months until we had a first, minor fight. At first it's all hormones and butterflies and rainbows.
This is some next level drama **** here.
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Old 06-25-2020, 02:42 PM   #70773 (permalink)
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In every relationship I had it took us months until we had a first, minor fight. At first it's all hormones and butterflies and rainbows.
This is some next level drama **** here.
And the best part is that no matter what we say he'll continue to be entertaining.
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Old 06-25-2020, 02:49 PM   #70774 (permalink)
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What did you do elph?

So thankful that I've had zero desire for any sort of romantic relationship for 2+ years now.
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Old 06-25-2020, 02:56 PM   #70775 (permalink)
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What did you do elph?

So thankful that I've had zero desire for any sort of romantic relationship for 2+ years now.
Ouch. Sorry, elph.
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Old 06-25-2020, 02:59 PM   #70776 (permalink)
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In every relationship I had it took us months until we had a first, minor fight. At first it's all hormones and butterflies and rainbows.
This is some next level drama **** here.
I been with my lady for nearly two years and we've had three nights where we didn't see eye to eye and we talked about it as soon as we realized it and ironed out the issue. F*cking Elph has a girl jump out his car on day f*cking one. Incredible.

Elph IS the toxin.
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Old 06-25-2020, 03:02 PM   #70777 (permalink)
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elph is she Latina?

They fire like that
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Old 06-25-2020, 03:03 PM   #70778 (permalink)
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I been with my lady for nearly two years and we've had three nights where we didn't see eye to eye and we talked about it as soon as we realized it and ironed out the issue. F*cking Elph has a girl jump out his car on day f*cking one. Incredible.

Elph IS the toxin.
Jelly much?
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Old 06-25-2020, 03:14 PM   #70779 (permalink)
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elph is she Latina?

They fire like that
He definitely would have mentioned if she wasn't white.
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elph is she Latina?

They fire like that
My last two girlfriends were from South America and I never had any BS drama from either one of them during our years together.
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