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Old 03-08-2021, 12:35 PM   #72861 (permalink)
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When you really gotta pinch a loaf, it's common knowledge around here in New England that it's acceptable to pull over on the highway, trot out to the forest, and drop your drawers. Squeeze it out real quick, wipe with a sock, then turn it inside out and put it back on. Then, you're back on the road.
Hmmm, it's the same **** around here too.
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Old 03-08-2021, 04:22 PM   #72862 (permalink)
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Ah yes, everyone knows only WOMEN care about FOLDING their linens.
Nah it's mainly women.
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I would fold a normal sheet but why would you bother with folding a fitted sheet. It's gonna look retarded either way.
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Wtf plankton you really need to wear a sock that damn bad?
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I would fold a normal sheet but why would you bother with folding a fitted sheet. It's gonna look retarded either way.
But what will the neighbors think?
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so punk rock he doesn't even use sheets
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Old 03-09-2021, 06:18 AM   #72869 (permalink)
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Wtf plankton you really need to wear a sock that damn bad?
It's so cold in the D.
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Ah yes, everyone knows only WOMEN care about FOLDING their linens.
Now you're thinking like a man. We don't care about that ****. Our CDs/DVDs obsessively arranged in alphabetical or artist or chronological order, yes. Comics arranged by superhero and/or crossover, certainly. Tasks arranged in decreasing order of desire to perform, without question.

But sheets folded? No way. We got guy stuff to do!

True story: although we don't use fitted sheets, at least on Karen's bed, where they're changed every day (we don't use fitted ones because when the bed is an orthopaedic one, and moves up and down, the sheet just tends to keep pinging off) I used to have a novel way of storing sheets, duvets, covers, bedspreads, pillow covers etc in the hot press.

I would punch them until the whole spongy mass of cloth would be flat enough to allow the doors to close, then quickly pull my hand out and slam the door before the advancing mass had time to push its way back out. Meant the next time I opened the doors they'd all leap out on me and I'd end up covered in sheets, towels, various items of clothing long forgotten, quilts etc, but it still beat folding the damn things!
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