Hey, nuns need to cut loose too. And they get all handsy when they get a little E in them.

Is that what you're calling it these days?

I saw 2 cute kittens yesterday and i wanted to take one home <3
Then i remembered cats brainwash their owners so i didn't take one.

Honestly, forget about saving cats, save only dogs at least they'll appreciate it and their pee won't eventually brainwash you.

I'm at school today and I'm actually concentrating whoop! I got my miso, V energy drink , crocodile lollies, bueno chocolate, water and some free candy one of the staff handed out. I had a really great time with Summer this morning, she lay her head on my lap, my arm around her body while I watched stuff on YouTube. The only annoying thing is the photos I got developed for my dad's birthday were horribly done and I have painful cramps. I'm also a bit annoyed how long I have to wait for an instructor.

My band has our biggest show to date Halloween night and we're releasing our first EP. I've been working for weeks on end to prepare and am exhausted - all my other obligations have moved down a rank on my priority meter - but I feel awesome.

Send me a pm if anyone would like a copy of our little demo. I'm quite proud.

I totally would if you cleared your inbox.

x2

Me too please.

So I'm in a little place called Texas right now and it sucks. Lots of family, and hugs and I'm sorrys. Everything you'd come to expect in a situation like this. Doing slightly better, it only really hits me when I'm by myself smoking, or walking around. This is the stage where I want him back and I'd like to hug him and kiss him right on his cheeks, so I think it might be called acceptance, which is way tougher than I thought.

Very sorry to hear about what happened. I know it's not much to say, but if there's anything we/I can do to help, just ask.

Whenever I see your user name, I can't help but wonder if your name is Jack. That way you'd be Just the facts, Jack.

:)

Was woken up this morning by a text from my mom saying that someone I knew very well's husband passed away. Sucks that she has to go through this as she played a big role in my life in the sense that she's the reason I have the job I have today, she put my name to the top to the store manager I currently work for, and it has seriously helped me turn my life around this past year or so. I'm going onto my 2nd year at this job, and she is to thank for that. Hope she's able to deal well with the loss of someone so dear to her.

hi its my bday everyone say nice things about me and tell me how great I am thnkx

You're fat and ugly and I hate your stupid face. And now you're even older. Gosh, how much worse can you get?




















jk <3 happy bdayzzz

Your tail is beautiful.

If I were a furry, I'd totally fuck you.

You are the Vulpix to my fire stone.

Gonorrhea - Wikipedia, Gonorrhea#Management

Good luck with everything.

You can't expect a Pokemon to come disease free. Someone's gotta pay the price.

I had sex with you because today is your birthday and sex is good we all like sex.

Cheers, Ninetales. Hope it's filled with Pokemon.

I hope I'm not smothering you guys with the travesty that's fell upon me, but:

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I've got a small Hispanic family.

how do i even

right

so work was a snooze pass. just did extra prep work and reorganizing all day cuz lately shizz been hella slow. like, i mean hella slow. 300$ in 7 hours? that shizz hella slow bro. BUT. Who gives a ****!? I dun care about sports. But my hometown won the world series while I was getting blasted on cocaine and jagger bombs with strangers at a King Tuff show. Dudes. Dudettes. It was. Hella sick. King Tuff is one of those bands were there's gotta be at least one person hella into it, gettin that pit rollin. I was that person. Oh man. TFW your underwear so sweaty it clings to your asscheeks like you perspire superglue? Ain't that bad a feeling when your stlil rollinnnnnnnnnnn. I shook hands with Kyle and told him how King Tuff was one of my fav bands. Showed him my FIDLAR tat, much of the digs. Someone got punched in the face. I got french fries at burger king at shot the breeze with a cute hippy girl from Ireland. We reveled in the glory of greasy salty french fries and remarked about how no one appreciates fries with mayo in the States of Ameriduh. And then I got Thai food and smoked out this kid who might've been like 17 but he was way chill and got me my Thai food for free. It pays to be friends with peeps in the service industry but good lord I hope I didn't just push some random teen down the well for Crispy Veggie Rolls and Coconut Curry Soup...

lol

Sounds like a good time, minus the mosh pit. I've never been a fan.

It must have been pretty crazy in SF after the World Series.

The World Series has quite a misleading name. I've only heard of American teams playing in it.

1992 and 1993. The glory days.

Laughing to myself because I'm 99% sure one of my manager's daughters introduced herself as "Beyonce" and wasn't joking

I might have heard her wrong, but why the hell is her name Beyonce???

Best gig review I've ever read. 10/10.

50+ hour workweek.
20 hours of sleep all week.
Job consists of constant sorting and power walking.
14-20 energy drinks this week.
Start forgetting where product is on salesfloor.
Momentarily forget where I am on salesfloor.
Sounds have long reverb, feel dizzy.
Unable to fully tell if I'm awake.

Achievement unlocked: mental breakdown through exhaustion

You should tell your coworkers to hide sharp objects from you for the dumb customers' safety.

Oof :(

Hope you're taking care of yourself that is some unpleasant business :(

I mini-vented about how completely screwed up I feel today to some people I actually trust on a tiny level, and they took the liberty to mess with me as much as possible. I'm too unstable to figure out if I should be amused or stop talking to those people forever

Correlation? I can't even drink half of one of things without being up all night.

I've been pretty mean to myself and could probably be a bit more mindful of my own needs but it's just been a busy week

The caffeine seems to wear off quickly for me. Science says 8 hours of effects but my body says 20min tops

No, that is your own fault. If you admit weakness in front of friends, then it is their solemn duty to exploit it to make your life miserable. It's what being a friend is all about.

Says the guy who probably has no friends.

Anybody who can't take a little harmless douchebaggery is a whiny prick who doesn't deserve to have friends.

I didn't really mind it because I'm not the type of person who has cultivated a personality that makes it acceptable to say things like "my brain is on fire and I just need the kindness of another human being right now"

Is that what happened to you Batty

nah, he fell on his head as a child.

into an outhouse.

now he's part turd.

:laughing: