Bitches gonna **** you up.

lol

I managed to land a DJ gig and a fish tank the other day.

Fishes gonna **** me up.

You just had to say that for the halibut, didn't ya? ;)

Nothing fishy about it. True story.

I went to the LF's BIL's place the other day to drop off boxes and pick up a framed picture and small statue. My LF's sister has since passed from cancer and her hubby (LF's BIL) is selling the home and I was offered their fish tank.

We then went to her other sisters place (she has a big family) and I was talking to her other BIL and he mentioned he needed a DJ for his retirement, so I took the bait.

Gonna drop some bass.

Make sure you mix in some old school stuff. People are tired of Fisher's "Losing It".

I've got 100,000 sea shanties to drop some panties.

The cousins and the aunties?

While they all drink chianti's.

Uncle Joe can watch it, can't he?

Sure he can, right along with Aunt Bee.

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